sunday

sunday is boring really.
i spent my day sleeping and watching the tele.
oh yeah. i found this funny lines at some bulletins.
Girls! do this when you want to get that fugly guy out of your life, i think it helps. LOL.


HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE Hi. Didn't we go on a dateonce? Or was it twice
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make youvery happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all mylife?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


Funny ay? lol. I find myself smiling syiok sendiri while reading those lines. huhu.
Its only like 12.30am now.
Tmr is Youth Day holiday. It sucks.
I rather go to school to study.
I miss Sazz.
If tmr cancel, I need to wait till friday when he book out from camp.
Nvm, I can wait. I think. lol.

Honey, I miss your laughter.